There has been a surge in sudden deaths amongst seemingly healthy young people throughout the last two years. Television hosts have collapsed in the middle of live broadcasts. Professional athletes in optimal physical condition are dropping like flies. The fastest-growing page on Facebook in 2022 was Died Suddenly— a support group for grieving friends and family members who lost loved ones unexpectedly. After quickly gaining nearly 300,000 members, it was removed from the platform. Increasing numbers of concerned citizens are beginning to question what is responsible for the explosion in these ‘inexplicable’ fatalities.
Mainstream news outlets are using a variety of creative excuses to justify the rapidly rising excess mortalities. Spoiler alert: none suggest an experimental mRNA concoction being used on a mass scale for the first time in human history. Perhaps this has something to do with the millions of dollars in funding media conglomerates receive from their pharmaceutical company sponsors. From ‘winter vagina’ to feeling joy, here is a list of unconventional cover stories being used by so-called journalists:
Laughter & Giggling [Mirror]
Falling Asleep with the TV On [New York Post]
Having Sex [Wales Online]
Loud Noise [AARP]
Napping [SciTech Daily]
Playing Video Games [BMC Psychiatry]
Gardening [The Sun]
Holidays [The News Tribune]
Solar Storms [New Scientist]
Feeling Joy [Mirror]
Working Out [Men’s Journal]
Watching Movies [News 18]
Drinking Soda Too Fast [Forbes]
‘Winter Vagina’ [The Sun]
Masturbating [Men’s Health]
Cold Showers [Express]
Climate Change [The Guardian]
Planes Flying Overhead [Daily Mail]
Skipping Breakfast [Express]
Drinking Water [The Sun]
Drinking Cold Water [The Sun]
Drinking Coffee [Inside Edition]
Shoveling Snow [Daily Mail]
Living Alone [LA Times]
Singing [NBC News]
Physical Activity [Irish Times]
Eating Meat [Newsroom]
Driving [American Journal of Preventative Medicine]
Playing Basketball [Knoxville News]
Breakups [Yahoo]
These moronic reasons might be comical if it wasn’t for the fact that they dismiss a travesty currently unfolding. Since Operation Warp Speed first began, overall death rates in adults ages 18-64 have risen by an unprecedented 40%. Life Insurance companies paid out a record $100 billion in 2021. Each day diagnoses of fatal cancers, heart conditions, and autoimmune diseases continue to soar. Meanwhile, drug manufacturers earn over $1,000 in profits per second from COVID-19 inoculations. Until those behind the vaccine distributions are stopped, we will continue to see more ridiculous headlines pointing towards fictitious culprits.
The Ash Files 
Does anyone else feel like they are living in the Truman Show?
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If the Truman show and twilight zone had a baby that was born addicted to meth then you’re starting to get close.
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Sometimes I wonder if the CERN hadron collider thrust us into another dimension or alternate reality. The last few years I feel like I’m living on another planet.
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It certainly would explain a lot…
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Or like our world leaders were taken over by demonic control like aliens.
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The elites have never hidden their depopulation agenda. It’s written on the Georgia guidestones that they want to cull 80% of the population. Bill Gates said during a Ted talk that it would be ideal to reduce the population as much as possible. But somehow he’s seen as this heroic philanthropist that wants to give out free vaccines to save people?
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They love to rub it in our faces
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The word cull was not used. They thought the planet could support max.2 bn at current lifestyles.
Paul Ehrlich wrote in a 1968 book that we were setting up a … Population Bomb. There were then 4 bn humans. The de facto policy of doing nothing about it for 55 years can best be described as insane. (He sounded incredulous too, in a recent interview with Nate Hagens.)
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I don’t claim to know everything but what I can tell you is that in the last year in a half I’ve lost more friends/ relatives than the last 25 years combined. Most of them were not old. None of them died from singing, drinking soda too fast, watching movies or being exposed to sunlight. It’s been cancer, aneurisms, sudden organ failure, and heart attacks.
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I’ve seen the same thing in my own circle. I can’t even get in to see a doctor for a physical because they are booked out 6 months.
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On the bright side at least they got a free Krispy Kreme donut before they died.
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Seriously? People are literally being mass murdered it’s not something to joke about. How would you feel if someone was laughing about the death of your loved one?
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My stepmom got diagnosed with aggressive breast cancer and got a double mastectomy. My dad now has a heart condition. My cousin suddenly has a rare autoimmune disease. All got the shot. My vaccinated coworkers have had COVID 6 times in the last year. I haven’t been sick since 2020 and have received any experimental injections. Go figure.
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Let alone the monumental loss of friends and families with the great divide and conquer. People I once admired, I look at with utter distain now. Fell out with another neighbour last night. A mudblood, who admits he’s never felt well since his two jabs. I provided information and proof etc. All fell on deaf ears and now he’s off for another booster. In disbelief, I asked why he isn’t at least questioning all this. His ensuing insults finished the friendship and he is now cinders. Another one bites the dust.
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The real mystery isn’t what’s causing these sudden deaths… it’s who is buying these bs reasons? I don’t recall any headlines like this prior to 2021. I also don’t recall 24 year old football players having their hearts explode during the match.
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I am a walking miracle. I never realized every time I crank one out I’m playing a dangerous game or Russian roulette.
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Who knew???? 🙂
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Those that are knowingly pushing this poison just to make a buck need to face justice.
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Congress, government staff and Pfizer employees were all exempt from the vaxx mandates. Hmmm wonder why that is?
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I’m sorry, I couldn’t help but to laugh at some of the headlines. They sound like they are straight out of a parody. But as the saying goes: if you don’t laugh you cry. Isn’t that the truth. Great work Ash.
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We need to ban assault water immediately! It’s killing people!!! People are allowed to open carry bottles of Fiji and I don’t feel safe.
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We are living through the largest human medical experiment of all time. Things are only going to accelerate in 2023. If the vaccine doesn’t kill your they’ll just starve you to death. livestock animals are dropping dead by the millions, food plants are blowing up and inflation makes buying what’s left nearly impossible for the average man. Welcome to the Great Reset.
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if the media said 2 + 2= 5 the sheep would insist anyone that says it’s 4 is a conspiracy theorist.
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Revelation 13:17
“And he provides that no one will be able to buy or to sell, except the one who has the mark, either the name of the beast or the number of his name.”
Turn to Jesus before it is too late.
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Great list. Thanks for sharing.
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if the media said 2 + 2= 5 the sheep would insist anyone that says it’s 4 is a conspiracy theorist
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I hope you have screenshots of all the articles. Wouldn’t be surprised if the news sites take them all down to try to cover this up.
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You are so right at the end. As long as there are people profiting from the vax the truth will never come out. Why would the media conceal facts? Well it’s like the old saying “don’t bite the hand that feeds you”
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The reverse of this can also happen! The ONLY one there that CAN actually cause a death (that I know of) would be LOUD NOISE. Very loud sustained booming music from our next door neighbour very suddenly one Friday night (although I didn’t realize it at the time) was responsible for my mother having a stroke, which can certainly kill you! So, please forewarn any particularly elderly neighbours if you are thinking of having a party, because I KNOW that CAN happen. However, when I tried to explain to the hospital that mum hadn’t hit her head or done anything they expected from the little tickey box list they must learn at Uni, they simply were incapable of LISTENING (because, of course, they know best). Cognitive dissonance on the part of medical people is clearly a HUGE problem. If you don’t fit neatly into what they’ve been taught, they seem incapable of taking the new information on. I also heard them seeing to 2 other patients in the hospital – questioning them at length about their conditions, and I could have actually put forward a good reason why both people (with two different problems) could have been reacting the way they did. Again, I knew there was a recent “environmental change”, let’s say, in that area recently that could DEFINITELY be a factor in the symptoms of those 2 people, but I knew I would get the SAME cognitive dissonance if I’d have said anything! Doctors simply don’t learn about certain topics and only do an hour to 4 hours on some of the others. So, our doctors are actually “captured” by the education they receive (which, of course, is rendered by Big Pharma itself). This way, their poison medicines are the ONLY recourse our doctors have.
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The swine flu vaccine was pulled after 25 deaths. VAERS has recorded 33,000 deaths caused by the vaccine. Keep in mind less than 1% of adverse reactions are reported. What’s happening is criminal. Forget the “amnesty” they’re talking about. We want justice.
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Me: Hey Siri? Who paid out the largest criminal fine in history?
Siri: The largest criminal fine was paid by Pfizer in 2009 for healthcare fraud.
Me: O.O
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“… at least they got a free Krispy Kreme donut before they died”
“…People are literally being mass murdered it’s not something to joke about..”
Get off your sanctimonious high horse, M. Smith.
Zorro rightly brought this so-called “joke” to light (your words, M. Smith, not Zorros)
There is a difference between joking (as you put it) and being rightly cynical about the “vaccine-hesitant”, but weak-minded who were ultimately swayed to take the jab, all for a crappy donut or some other equally preposterous bribe.
Try channeling your outrage at those whe deserve it.
This tragic lesson must never be forgotten, whether you are offended or not.
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