There has been a surge in sudden deaths amongst seemingly healthy young people throughout the last two years. Television hosts have collapsed in the middle of live broadcasts. Professional athletes in optimal physical condition are dropping like flies. The fastest-growing page on Facebook in 2022 was Died Suddenly— a support group for grieving friends and family members who lost loved ones unexpectedly. After quickly gaining nearly 300,000 members, it was removed from the platform. Increasing numbers of concerned citizens are beginning to question what is responsible for the explosion in these ‘inexplicable’ fatalities.
Mainstream news outlets are using a variety of creative excuses to justify the rapidly rising excess mortalities. Spoiler alert: none suggest an experimental mRNA concoction being used on a mass scale for the first time in human history. Perhaps this has something to do with the millions of dollars in funding media conglomerates receive from their pharmaceutical company sponsors. From ‘winter vagina’ to feeling joy, here is a list of unconventional cover stories being used by so-called journalists:
Laughter & Giggling [Mirror]
Falling Asleep with the TV On [New York Post]
Having Sex [Wales Online]
Loud Noise [AARP]
Napping [SciTech Daily]
Playing Video Games [BMC Psychiatry]
Gardening [The Sun]
Holidays [The News Tribune]
Solar Storms [New Scientist]
Feeling Joy [Mirror]
Working Out [Men’s Journal]
Watching Movies [News 18]
Drinking Soda Too Fast [Forbes]
‘Winter Vagina’ [The Sun]
Masturbating [Men’s Health]
Cold Showers [Express]
Climate Change [The Guardian]
Planes Flying Overhead [Daily Mail]
Skipping Breakfast [Express]
Drinking Water [The Sun]
Drinking Cold Water [The Sun]
Drinking Coffee [Inside Edition]
Shoveling Snow [Daily Mail]
Living Alone [LA Times]
Singing[NBC News]
Physical Activity [Irish Times]
Eating Meat [Newsroom]
Driving [American Journal of Preventative Medicine]
Playing Basketball [Knoxville News]
Breakups [Yahoo]
These moronic reasons might be comical if it wasn’t for the fact that they dismiss a travesty currently unfolding. Since Operation Warp Speed first began, overall death rates in adults ages 18-64 have risen by an unprecedented 40%. Life Insurance companies paid out a record $100 billion in 2021. Each day diagnoses of fatal cancers, heart conditions, and autoimmune diseases continue to soar. Meanwhile, drug manufacturers earn over $1,000 in profits per second from COVID-19 inoculations. Until those behind the vaccine distributions are stopped, we will continue to see more ridiculous headlines pointing towards fictitious culprits.
The swine flu vaccine was pulled after 25 deaths. VAERS has recorded 33,000 deaths caused by the vaccine. Keep in mind less than 1% of adverse reactions are reported. What’s happening is criminal. Forget the “amnesty” they’re talking about. We want justice.
Me: Hey Siri? Who paid out the largest criminal fine in history?
Siri: The largest criminal fine was paid by Pfizer in 2009 for healthcare fraud.
Me: O.O
“… at least they got a free Krispy Kreme donut before they died”
“…People are literally being mass murdered it’s not something to joke about..”
Get off your sanctimonious high horse, M. Smith.
Zorro rightly brought this so-called “joke” to light (your words, M. Smith, not Zorros)
There is a difference between joking (as you put it) and being rightly cynical about the “vaccine-hesitant”, but weak-minded who were ultimately swayed to take the jab, all for a crappy donut or some other equally preposterous bribe.
Try channeling your outrage at those whe deserve it.
This tragic lesson must never be forgotten, whether you are offended or not.
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